| BEST MELTDOWN |
| TrigglyPuff for “Red faced, flabby arms waving!” |
| Rebecca Goyette for “FU, I’m impersonating a professor!” |
| Jimmy Kimmel for “I don’t cry for dead veterans but I do for dead animals!” |
| Shia LaBeouf for “Homeless man screaming!” |
| Chelsea Handler for “PMS-ing with Barbara” |
| Sarah Silverman for “Coup d’ét-Trump!” |
| Debra Messing for “Selfie Slactivism!” |
| Chuck Schumer for “Trump is a meanie!” |
| BEST HYPOCRITE |
| Matt Damon for “Don’t use guns like Jason Bourne!” |
| Leo DiCaprio for “Green as I say not as I do!” |
| Jimmy Buffet for “Trannies not welcome in Margaritaville!” |
| George Lopez for “Nothing says love like a beheading!” |
| Don Cheadle for “Nothing says love like burning someone with a grease fire!” |
| Michael Moore for “Fat, Rich Socialist” |
| BEST FAUX HUMANITARIAN |
| Sean Penn for “Haitians need food & I need to fly 1st Class!” |
| George Clooney for “I love refugees…when they’re elsewhere!” |
| 50 Cent for “Ransoming kids in Somalia!” |
| Michael Moore for “I didn’t actually take in any refugees!” |
| Mark Ruffalo for “Burning fossil fuels to save the planet from fossil fuels!” |
| BEST SNOWFLAKE |
| Amy Schumer for “Adiós América!” |
| Colin Kapernick for “I’ve been brainwashed by my girlfriend!” |
| Lena Dunham for “Trump is beautifying America!” |
| Miley Cyrus for “The dope wore off & Trump is the president!” |
| Michael Moore for “Impression of a fat old woman!” |
| Debra Messing for “Selfie Slactivism!” |
