Joe Biden’s pathetic announcement will excite NOBODY

Joe Biden has officially announced his run for re-election in 2024 — so Pat Gray and Keith Malinak are here to mock him — relentlessly.

The video he released to accompany his announcement begins with dramatic images of January 6.

“Oh look, January 6, Pat. Look, see? Bad stuff, bad,” Keith responds.

Biden began his monologue by saying, "Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans. There’s nothing more important, nothing more sacred.”

“That’s been the work of my first term,” he continued, “to fight for our democracy.”

“No, we don’t have a democracy,” Gray corrects.

Biden went on, “You know around the country, MAGA extremists are lining up to take down those bedrock freedoms — cutting Social Security you paid for your entire life while cutting taxes for the very wealthy.”

Gray believes this statement is ridiculous.

“Nobody’s talking about cutting Social Security.”

Biden then accused Republicans of “banning books.”

“Nobody’s banning books,” Gray again corrects.

When Biden announced his run in the video, he said he wants to “finish the job,” and Gray responds that he’ll only “finish the job of destroying this nation.”

Gray and Malinak wonder where the shots of Hunter were in the video.

“They should have had some of the shots of him snorting coke off the stomach of a hooker. That would’ve been appropriate,” Gray says.

He notes that despite this being a huge re-election announcement, Biden “still slurred his speech” and was “incomprehensible in some parts.”

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